This is stuff that, over the past... couple of months, has collected on my phone. Now I share it with you. However, what I did *not* capture on film is this: Down the street from the house is a Coney* place. They sell soft-serve icecream, and as a further advertisement of their menu, they had somebody carve them a four foot tall wooden mailbox shaped like a soft serve ice cream cone.
Only... it wasn't painted. So it looked like a four foot tall artistically piled turd. Not the most appetising customer draw, I thought, but the source of endless juvenile amusement. At least until I got thrown out of the car.
The nub of my gist here is that they finally painted it before I could get a picture of this coprotarian delight. So you lose.
( FISH!! )( This is one surprised bear. )( Intruder Alert )PS: I have thunder and lighting right now.
*In the local parlance, 'Coney' has a rather wide sweep of field, from a little lunch shack with scary floors to a Chili's style eatery. The designation indicates that they sell 'Coneys', which have tenuous if any connection to Coney Island. The important thing is that they be a hot dog served with mustard and a substance something like chili.![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}