For I am the King and sure long may I reign

I dreamed that I got drunk and woke up in a strange apartment--college style, with a fantastic clutter and the mattress on the floor. It turned out it belonged to somebody on LJ that I'd never met but had friended. She was very nice about the whole thing, discovering Goldilocks in her bed, but she had to go to class and disappeared. Then I dreamed that I woke up and checked out her LJ profile and sent her a note about my dream. By the time my alarm went off, I was more tired and disoriented than usual.


Also? Black Friday WEEK?? WTF? WTFF? Let me just say that if you use this phrase in your advertizements, you've just lost some business.

Love, me.