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The Friendly Skies
Jan. 26th, 2011 05:03 pmI'm coming up on more air travel, and I'm reminded of a question that I usually only think of when I really can't ask it--when I'm about to have my junk touched by a TSA agent. I'm 36 hours early, but I'm calling this IFIAYAQ!
When you receive special attention at airport security, they immediately pair you up with a same-sex buddy. Why is this?
If it's so that nobody gets a thrill from feeling you up, then bisexuals could never get jobs with TSA, and you'd have to tag the hetero- and homosexuals to make certain they only frisked the inappropriate gender. But they don't do that.
If it's so I don't get a thrill from being felt up, then as a bisexual I could never fly anywhere and y'all would have to declare yourselves straight/gay/asexual/sporogenetic or whatever. They really don't want to do that.
When you receive special attention at airport security, they immediately pair you up with a same-sex buddy. Why is this?
If it's so that nobody gets a thrill from feeling you up, then bisexuals could never get jobs with TSA, and you'd have to tag the hetero- and homosexuals to make certain they only frisked the inappropriate gender. But they don't do that.
If it's so I don't get a thrill from being felt up, then as a bisexual I could never fly anywhere and y'all would have to declare yourselves straight/gay/asexual/sporogenetic or whatever. They really don't want to do that.