Be good to the girls, they'll be good to you.

I just... wow. Thanks to Rose for pointing out this local talent.
This guy makes my writer's brain salivate and explode at the same time. He's like a John Waters movie took a road trip to Detroit for a ten dollar dance and a BYO fifth of Johnny Walker Red.
"Be good to the girls, they'll be good to you" has been my unofficial life motto for years, I might as well make it official.

A good day.

Good day.
One "I got accepted into grad school."
One "Mom, you're going to be a grandma."
At least one "I love you."