Hunh.

I just noticed that the Rapture is going to be at the same time as closing night for our show. Do you think Jesus will be considerate enough to let us take curtain call before taking up all the Saved into Heaven to stand at his right hand?

Don't be a dick, Jesus. They paid good money for those tickets.

Smorgasbord

The oppressive muggy heat has finally broken, and it could be called pleasant outside. A subtle breeze creeps through the yard. There are a thousand thousand frogs off to the east, all asking if you want to go back to their place and have a drink, maybe check out their killer big screen TV.

Performance today went well. My pants fell down. People laughed.
Sharks? Don't fuck it up this time.