Not the carefullest girl

I just realized today that when I put birthdays into my Google calendar, for some reason many of them went in as one-shots rather than repeating events. So if I've failed to appreciate you on your birthday, it's probably because I did a not clever thing rather than because I'm trying to shun you.

Just a thing

When I drive, I become an irate Scottish person who says a lot of bad words.

I do not know why this is.

Edited to add more substance.

Koneko wrinkled her nose. “I... he... He sang me a song yesterday. He said it was a love song, but there was all this stuff about being eaten by bears and run over by busses.”

Do you recognize this reference?