Kind of weird

This morning the one elliptical available in the hotel spa had.... a limp. Or something similar. After five minutes, I'm pretty sure I screwed up my hip on it.
I switched over to a treadmill (bonus--the iPod thing was working) for the next 45 minutes. I don't know if this is normal, but walking around after I got done, I felt all floaty and detached and numb from the chest down. I wondered if I should be worried, but my headspace was kind of detached too.

You might be a gamer if

(Alternate: You might be a writer if)

If while taking a shower at the hotel you notice the tiling over your head and test to see if it can be lifted out. (Reasoning: If dirt or dust pile out, the hot water is still running.)
You investigate the space beyond and think "Well, it's too slight to bear a body, but if the police/gangsters/aliens/whatever break into the room, the MacGuffin could be stashed up there."