Free Readin'!

What if the mythical Kingdom of Prester John existed? A place where books grow on trees? And what if a monk who needed to find it ... found it?
It's free for my friends who own Nook reader software because the sequel is coming out soon and she thinks people should buy it.

Coyote Cinema: Three Musketeers

No coherent review here. My big problem is that this movie is sort of the reverse of Real Steel--you start with a great story and then suck all the heart out of it. And all you need to make a Three Musketeers movie is a little heart. Orlando Bloom with facial hair looks like **Matt Nathanson** y'all. Srs. It's nice to give de Winter an active role and all, but... remember when Milla Jovovich was a model with a funny accent who couldn't act? She doesn't have an accent any more. There were a few "Oh hey that's kind of interesting" or "Yay they kept that bit" and then there was a whole lot of "WTF? WTFF?" and "Wait, really?" But hey, it had dirigibles, so it's SteamPunk. And the kids love them some SteamPunk, yeah?

In the end, the best part of this was Planchet. Two wags.