All I Have To Do

I dreamed that I was supposed to reset my alarm because Amanda wanted me to help Chris pull down an old dead tree at the airport where I worked. But I forgot, so I was late.

Woke up to find that I was supposed to reset my alarm because Amanda and I were supposed to go to the mall and walk in circles with Jeff. But I forgot, so I was late.

Bloodsucking Fiends!

Yeah, I know. I *just* posted. But this is different! With the holiday weekend, this is your IFIAYAQ! Day question! Woot!
Plus, I want your advice.

So I'm writing a story, and one of the supporting characters is a vampire who feeds on sexual tension rather than blood. Is naming him Thomas Collin too 'on the nose'?