Half Life 2 Update

"So this scene is pretty simple. You use the gravity gun to knock cars into those mild depressions, kind of like golf except the ball is eight feet long and oddly shaped. All the while, those holes will be constantly spitting out jumping flying biting bugs. And you're being chased by a rampaging mother bug who will knock the cars around, knock you around, do a crapton of damage, and refuses to die. Once the mother bug is dead, we'll talk about the hard part."

I think an hour of that is plenty, for something I'm paying money to do and is supposed to be fun.

Closing Time

Vitamin Cyrano at Live365 has entered its final fortnight, and so far the Vitamin Cyrano Underground Railroad has a single passenger on board. I was going to make this a scavenger hunt/ARG like Trent Reznor but you lot are nearly as lazy as I am. So I'll say that if you want a ticket you should drop a line to johnnyringo714@yahoo.com and let him know. He'll tell you where the ticket office is located.