The West Coast, I Am On You!

Um. Within a month or so.
We are planning for being social on the second and third of September, being in Ashland, and then I will being social on the tenth before flying away again.
I understand that the third is some sort of holiday in California, so that may be busy for people already. The second is a Sunday, and so I expect we will Baj like it's 1999.
So. Yeah, up and coming. Be ye one and all prepared for our arrival. Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.

Seriously.

Fuck bikes. My attempt to save the planet will use less gas by having a team of strong young men cart me around in a houda. And my exercise plan will involve 150 reps of flipping off my bike.

An hour and a half of grime and cold water and wrestling with machinery has resulted in two explosions within five minutes of each other. I think we're done here.