Achievement Unlocked: Tongue Bitten

Comment not made in response to people being stupid on the interwebs. Creative spelling *not* attempted.

I fear for the future of this world--what are we gonna when these kids take over? All they do is play their kill everything video games and watch videos of people twerking.

The same thing we did when you assclowns took over, and all you ever did was sit around watching Mork & Mindy and playing Dungeons & Dragons. You just had the advantage of more ampersands.

Dumbass.

And then it happened

The front hit after midnight. Rain rattled the panes, and rain thrummed against the roof just over my head. The pain still thrummed up and down my bones, like the wind tugging at power lines stretched taut, but I could feel the rain washing down over me, the gelid burn leaving silvery trails. This, then, could be the transformative magic of All Hallow's.