Job hunting related fuckery

"You know when we said it'd take about an hour to finish your application, after we helpfully pre-filled the wrong information from the resume we demanded you submit so that you could correct our form with all the information that we could have had from your resume *or* from your filling out our form? Well here's a half hour survey. It's mandatory. We're going to score it. You're not allowed to know how or why, and we don't have to tell you anything about it. Are you seriously still considering working here after the level of jerking around we've given you BEFORE YOU EVEN GET AN INTERVIEW? Why would we hire somebody that stupid?"

"PS: This 'survey' is a psycheval and we're going to ask you slanted questions where none of the answers we give are answers to the questions that would reflect your thoughts accurately. Haven't you quit yet? It's no wonder we won't hire you."

Note: I did not say that XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX had anything to do with this evening's Clockwork Orange.