Still Saving the Galaxy

Apparently I saved all the missions on Tuchanka so I could do them all at once. Radioactive hell hole holiday package tour! If this is Thursday, it must be apocalyptic. Step one: Skeezy Salarian Scheme. Step two: Underground Ruins and gigantic sandworm. Step Three: . . . Step Four: Profit!

No, seriously. They turned me loose on a race to the Shroud, but I can't find my way out of the first room. So the race isn't going that well. It's a good thing most of these missions aren't timed. I hate that; countdown clocks make me anxious. But I got to tell a bunch of Krogan to shut the hell up and sit the hell down. This game is mildly therapeutic for me right now. For an hour I'm visibly accomplishing things and my efforts measurably change my world.

My new favorite weapon doesn't need thermal clips, and that is about the best thing ever. I even put the prothean on my squad because he can equip an assault rifle. Which is impressive because usually I want to punch him in the nuts. But he still bugs me less than James. Not Franco, Mexican James. Why can't he be more like Cortez, who isn't a stereotype with the occasional Spanish word dropped in? Neither here nor there. I have my girls (usually EDI and Liara, but I guess now Javik is one of my girls. Because beam weapon. I want Ashley back. And not shiny Ashley with full pouty lips. Bad ass SPECTRE Ashley with a beam weapon. I'm saying 'beam weapon' a lot because I don't remember the name of the rifle and don't care enough to look it up. I think it's Prothean or something.

#MassEffect3WorldProblems #AshleyWhere'sAshley

Saving the Galaxy Addendum

Last night I got to Wave 3 on multiplayer. And I only died then because I ran out of ammo and could only punch two Geth to death before I got mowed down.

#MassEffect3WorldProblems #GetSome

Wait, what?

Tonight I met a new friend. I got lasered, stomped, pounced upon, lethally hugged, grenaded, stung or bitten or something, and shot. I got shot a whole bunch.

But a day that ends with a Matt Nathanson ticket in my hand is a good one.

EDIT: Oh and also this one time I punched four husks to death before they dragged me down and hugged me to death.

#MassEffect3WorldProblems #OhHolyChristWhatIsThat

I was a pirate, now I'm a nurse. That's funny.

I just noticed that every t-shirt I folded out of the laundry tonight had a woman on it.
Victoria Regina
Notorious RBG
Velma (and Scooby)
Red Riding Hood (And BBW)
The Rat City bruiser
Edie and the Fey
And eight women on the Shakespeare Alphabet shirt.