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Oh yes, it's on. The 2015 Sacreligious Pick Up Line contest is now open--this is a Pro/Am tournament so don't worry about having to compete with Scott Shanks.
My opening volley is "Hey baby. Are you an angel? Because I'm Jacob and I'd like to wrestle you all night."
Well. Technically I also offered to send her a picture of my genitals.
Mimerki responded with "Want me to dip my spear in your waters so we can form Japan from the liquid that drips off the tip?" Which I give total props to despite not knowing the legend in question.
Although technically not sacreligious, we did dabble in Arthuriana as well, and I'm pretty sure there's a good Merlin one.
My opening volley is "Hey baby. Are you an angel? Because I'm Jacob and I'd like to wrestle you all night."
Well. Technically I also offered to send her a picture of my genitals.
Mimerki responded with "Want me to dip my spear in your waters so we can form Japan from the liquid that drips off the tip?" Which I give total props to despite not knowing the legend in question.
Although technically not sacreligious, we did dabble in Arthuriana as well, and I'm pretty sure there's a good Merlin one.