Takin' care of business!

[cyrano]

After seeing Raven's cool new business cards I was engulfed with jealousy. I was also reminded of my plan, ever since high school, to get 'business' cards printed up with my name and contact information and a list of business titles (usually finishing with either Elvis Impersonator or Sex Machine).
And with the magic of the Internets (copyright Sen. Ted Stevens) it's pretty damn cheap to do. So here's your chance for creative input into my card!

[Poll #769284]