AUGH

[cyrano]

If I have called your delightful automated voice tree and pressed '1' when you told me to press 1 to hear this message in English, the VERY FUCKING LAST THING I probably want is a 45 second long (I timed it the third time) message about how there is a toll-free 800 number for Spanish speaking callers.

EDIT: My work shirt is in the freezer.