You look just how I feel

[cyrano]

[10:43] cyran0cyr4no: I'm gonna complain about how hot it is here, so you can punch me in the head.
[10:43] windrose: *cracks knuckles*
[10:43] cyran0cyr4no: *WAH* It's *hot*!
[10:43] windrose: *bitchslaps*
[10:43] cyran0cyr4no: Ow! What was that for?
[10:43] windrose: lol
[10:44] windrose: actually, I would never do that
[10:44] cyran0cyr4no: I know. But it feels good to think about it.
[10:44] windrose: it *is* hot there, and you don't have a/c
[10:44] windrose: you have every right to complain
[10:44] cyran0cyr4no: Or at least fill the bathtub with cold water and lurk in it with just my nostrils poking above the water.
[10:46] windrose: that, too
[10:46] cyran0cyr4no: I suppose I could still complain but then I'd likely get water up my nose.
[10:47] cyran0cyr4no: And nobody likes that.
[10:47] windrose: no indeed
[10:47] cyran0cyr4no: Hee. This exchange is perfectly suited for an LJ entry to show off our Wildean wit.
[10:48] windrose: lol
[10:48] windrose: we have Wildean wit?
[10:48] cyran0cyr4no: Oh hells yeah.
[10:48] windrose: oh, good
[10:48] cyran0cyr4no: We are sly, and arch, and bisexual.
[10:48] windrose: good point!
[10:49] windrose: I also have a very low tolerance for fools and idiots.
[10:49] cyran0cyr4no: As well you should!