I don't know where I'm goin'

[cyrano]

So it's one in the morning, and I'm in Portland for about six hours. The first thing I did when I got off the plane was to wave to the WikiBird, and so now all that's left are to blog and watch my movies. However, the pipes which compose the intarweb apparently are very skinny here in Portland, so network activity will be restricted. If only I had an intarweb truck that I could just dump things onto!
Can't sleep. Flight will leave without me.