Why do the good girls always want the bad boys?

[cyrano]

IFAMAQD! is here again! And you know what that means! (If you don't, then ask me...)

Comments

[kit-n.livejournal.com]

What do you know/think about me?

[aberrantvirtue.livejournal.com]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

[hamgallon84.livejournal.com]

Could you explain the origins of IFAMAQD?

[loupyone.livejournal.com]

Why must there always be drama?
and ditto on tootsie roll pops.

[tamago.livejournal.com]

Who's the cutest little monkey?

[handworn.livejournal.com]

Why...does the rain fall from up above?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do they fall in love?

"The Congress of Vienna is a very solemn dance!"

[aberrantvirtue.livejournal.com]

So, I think we share an overlapping social circle...

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[loupyone.livejournal.com]

Not entirely surprising.....

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[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I am a guilded and licensed social nexus.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I am! I'm the... oh wait. It's your new baby, isn't it?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Well, really, if you were a fool, what more foolish thing could you think to do?
Um. Aside from sending a handful of troops into a situation that requires either withdrawl or the infusion of large numbers of troops, depending on what set of advisors you agree with.
(Oh no he di'int! Oh yes. Yes he did.)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

There must be drama because an all-sitcom schedule loses ratings. Just ask CBS. And there must be tootsie roll pops because.... um. They're yummy and have a chewy nougat center.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I know you're on Dave's friendslist, and I think that's how you got tied to my LJ. Beyond that you are a mystery, enshrouded in an enigma, and wrapped in hickory smoked pepper crusted bacon.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Hrmmmmm. This sort of probing question deserves the full consideration of an exploratory panel. I'll set up a meeting in the House next month to put forth a nonbinding statement of interest, and from there we can see about putting a budgetary request into the latest acquisition bill. In the meantime I'll have the Hamilton Group put together a position paper. Let's get in trouble, baby.

[kit-n.livejournal.com]

Don't know who Dave is!!

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, it's nostalgia day here at IFAMAQD! Here we find the first appearance of IFAMAQD! Issue number one, which is currently a collector's item and (if in mint condition) fetches as much as $250 at conventions. It's already a strong indication of where, over the following nine months, the story arc would travel.
And here we see the first discussion of IFAMAQD, in which I talk about my hopes and dreams for IFAMAQD! and my inspiration. Which was my friend Jeremy doing it on his LJ. The sincerest form of flattery, boys and girls, remember that.

And while I was taking a stroll down Amnesia Lane and wishing that the LJ function for a full-journal search was completed, I found just an old entry in which I displayed how clever I am. I present it here for admiration, and so that all the new kids can see that my journal is not just a bastion of knowledge, edification and political instruction, it's also occasionally amusing.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Yes, but Dave knows. (:
(She's the only common link on our LJ friendslist...)

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[rightkindofme.livejournal.com]

I like both of you.

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[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Hey now! Where's the love for a brother man, here? And in my own LJ no less. My stars.

[yukonsally]

What question should I ask?

Also, how much of life is spent waiting? (An average will be fine)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

You should ask me to whom you should make the check out, and I would say "Cyrano Jones, Prince of all the Gypsies".
If Sturgeon's Law applies here, we will spend 90% of our lives waiting for crap.

[kit-n.livejournal.com]

Dave? She?

What's her LJ name??

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Her LJ name is StarHerd. She's the only common link in our LJ friendslist.

[ambar.livejournal.com]

What's your bad boy quotient?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Um. I think it largely depends on one's perspective.

Bad Boy
I rebel against the established order.
I have been known to break rules.
I have witty repartee, and am often irreverent.
I brood, and occasionally smoke.

Not Bad
I try not to be a manipulative asshole.
I acknowledge that I have feelings that cannot be expressed by a sneer.
I don't have a tasty ride, and I don't drive too fast.
I have some self-awareness.

So I'm guessing my BBQ* is about fifty percent.

[kit-n.livejournal.com]

Her name isn't Dave!!

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

And yet, if you call her Dave, she responds.

[hamgallon84.livejournal.com]

Wow, I asked a question and I didn't even realize it was the first IFAMAQD! I'm honored.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

You're officially an old-timer now. (:

[hamgallon84.livejournal.com]

An old-timer at 22! Wow!

[hamgallon84.livejournal.com]

I know something else about you that would add to your BBQ, but it's inappropriate to post here. ;)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make me a Bad Boy. Just a pervert.

[hamgallon84.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I guess you're right.