as the bombshells of my daily fears explode

[cyrano]

Firefox is apparently desperately trying to suggest that I switch over to IE.
It was generating consistent fatal errors and having to shut down. I tried reducing the number of tabs open from a whopping five to only three. No dice. I tried rebooting. No luck. I tried clearing my cookie cache and rebooting. No joy. There does not seem to be a correlation with what I'm doing and when it dies, or at least I can't discern one yet.
I defy you, Firefox. I will keep using you until... until you make me very, very cross.