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Jul. 13th, 2007 09:26 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cyranoAn open letter to Representative Bob Allen:
Dude. I have friends who like the chunky and unshaven look. Plus, they have *couches*. There's no need for a grotty public restroom.
Admittedly, you'd have to come to California and maybe be contaminated by the liberal values we hold out here, like staying out of people's bedrooms and accepting homosexuality as a fact of nature, so you'd have to come to terms with that.
But you wouldn't have to stay. You could come out for a holiday (I bet some of these guys would offer you crash space and a Diet Coke afterwards) and then fly back to your constituency while your ideology was still pure and intact.
Look into it. And, Bob? You can't reply anonymously to this LJ. Sorry, I was having too much trouble with spammers. But if you make an account, I promise to try and hook you up.
I didn't vote for you, but I still have love in my heart for you,
Cyrano Jones
Dude. I have friends who like the chunky and unshaven look. Plus, they have *couches*. There's no need for a grotty public restroom.
Admittedly, you'd have to come to California and maybe be contaminated by the liberal values we hold out here, like staying out of people's bedrooms and accepting homosexuality as a fact of nature, so you'd have to come to terms with that.
But you wouldn't have to stay. You could come out for a holiday (I bet some of these guys would offer you crash space and a Diet Coke afterwards) and then fly back to your constituency while your ideology was still pure and intact.
Look into it. And, Bob? You can't reply anonymously to this LJ. Sorry, I was having too much trouble with spammers. But if you make an account, I promise to try and hook you up.
I didn't vote for you, but I still have love in my heart for you,
Cyrano Jones