I was born in a house with the television on

[cyrano]

So, with the arrival of the Mighty Television Of Doom From Beyond The Stars In 3-D, that means I have a much smaller until that I'll be looking to either donate to charity or give to a friend, or somebody who knows a friend. Or needs a friend.
If you have any leads, let me know. (I'm also not entirely certain whether it'll be the bigger slightly malfunctioning one or a smaller and perfectly functional one. Or, perhaps. both.)