For Aelf, and eventually for me.

[cyrano]

Slouching Toward Bethlehem (Palestine)
'Zat You, Santa Claus? -- Louis Armstrong
Carol of the Burgers -- Voicedude
A Christmas Carol -- Tom Lehrer
(Everybody's Waitin' for) The Man with the Bag -- Kay Starr
Blue Christmas -- Bright Eyes
Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) -- Death Cab for Cutie
Santa Baby -- Holly Cole
Sleigh Ride -- Squirrel Nut Zippers
Nicholas Was... -- Neil Gaiman
Baby, It's Cold Outside -- Tom Jones with Cerys Matthews
Winter Wonderland -- Lavay Smith and Her Red-Hot Skillet Lickers
The Nutcracker Suite -- The Brian Setzer Orchestra
The Wise Men at the Manger -- Monty Python
Song for a Winter's Night -- Sarah McLachlan
St. Stephen's Day Murders -- The Chieftains with Elvis Costello
Transylvanian Xmas -- Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen -- Loreena McKennit
Carol of the Old Ones -- HPLHS
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fish Men -- Andrew Leman
Podsafe Christmas Song -- Jonathan Coulton

Slouching Toward Bethlehem (Pennsylvania)
Christmas at Ground Zero -- 'Weird' Al Yankovic
Christmas Sucks -- Porn Orchard
Happy Christmas (War is Over) -- The Alarm
Christmas Eve Montage -- Danny Elfman
2000 Miles -- The Pretenders
Jesus Was a Dreidel Spinner -- Jill Sobule
Chiron Beta Prime -- Jonathan Coulton
Dick in a Box -- Andy Samberg with Justin Timberlake
Twelve Day of Christmas -- Bob and Doug McKenzie
Gary the Green Nosed Reindeer -- MC Lars
Merry Fucking Christmas -- Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Oi to the World -- The Vandals
Feliz Navidad -- El Vez
It's a Wonderful Life (Gonna Have a Good Time) -- Fishbone
Christmas Wrapping -- Save Ferris
Fairytale of New York -- The Pogues with Kirsty MacColl
Santa's Got a Brand New Bag -- The Bobs
Santa's Beard -- They Might Be Giants
Father Christmas -- The Kinks
The Man in the Santa Suit -- Fountains of Wayne
I Am Santa Claus -- Bob Rivers
The Night Santa Went Crazy -- 'Weird' Al Yankovic
Christians and Pagans -- Dar Williams