I love you I'm not gonna crack

[cyrano]

For reasons I am not at liberty to disclose, I ask:
Is anybody aware of an open position that fits my current skill set? (A job at a university with free/discounted tuition would be tasty.) I'm working as a customer support agent right now with an email deliverability and reputation management firm, but those of you who know me better are aware that I'm capable of other things.

I am not currently unemployed, and my mother should not freak out. Details will be forthcoming, but for now I'm just gathering information