I can't complain but sometimes I still do

[cyrano]

Thanks to my friends who put up with my weird questions and answer them despite not having any understanding why I would ask such a thing. I am sometimes tempted to preface these questions with the phrase "Pretend that I am a space alien making first contact with the human race. Because I often have to pretend that too."

IFIAYAQD, isn't it? I'll have to see what I can come up with.