In the style of Fox News's investigative journalism

[cyrano]

Rupert Murdoch hacking murder victims' phones and bribing police--cover up for secret satanic coven?

Comments

[ophymirage.livejournal.com]

You forgot "sources are reporting". :) also, have you seen this? http://chimera-fancies.livejournal.com/28433.html

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

For the headlines, all I need is a question mark. So you know I'm not actually accusing anybody, I'm just.... wondering.

(Also, oooooo.)

[droewyn.livejournal.com]

Notice how Murdoch carefully avoids the subject of Satanism whenever he's interviewed.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I demand that Murdoch appear on the Daily Show, renouncing his Satanic ways and promising to give his life over to Jesus!
Mister Murdoch, how about it? Will you come on the Daily Show, or will you continue to wallow in your sinful path?