Warning: Contains Profanity and, honestly, little else

[cyrano]

This headline popped up this morning on my Yahoo! News page.

Next ten days most critical of campaign
In an unpredictable race, Republican candidates are running out of time to land the nomination.


SERIOUSLY? ARE YOU PULLING MY GOD DAMNED LEG? THE NEXT TEN FUCKING DAYS? THE VERY MOST CRITICAL? RUNNING OUT OF FUCKING TIME??? WHEN NOT A SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING ELECTORAL VOTE OUT OF FIVE FUCKING HUNDRED AND THIRTY EIGHT--which, if my math skills do not fail me, equals ZERO PERCENT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING ELECTORAL COLLEGE--HAS EVEN BEEN CAST?
DO YOU KNOW WHY THE FUCKING DEMOCRATIC SYSTEM HAS FAILED US? DO YOU? EVEN A GUESS? BECAUSE I'VE GOT A FUCKING INKLING.
FOR FUCKING FUCK'S FUCK.

Comments

[tersa.livejournal.com]

That certainly demonstrates the versatility of the word.

[reluctantgenius.livejournal.com]

Hyperbolical headlines are hyperbolical.

[irismoonlight.livejournal.com]

Word. (A profane one, at that). *wink*

[technocowboy.livejournal.com]

...something vexes thee?

[/Robin_Hood_Witch]

[miss-friday.livejournal.com]

Umm, okay, but you do not need a single electoral vote to be nominated.

Also, you are not alone in your sentiment. Go here, and find the last bastion of intelligent political commentary.