Seriously.

[cyrano]

Fuck bikes. My attempt to save the planet will use less gas by having a team of strong young men cart me around in a houda. And my exercise plan will involve 150 reps of flipping off my bike.

An hour and a half of grime and cold water and wrestling with machinery has resulted in two explosions within five minutes of each other. I think we're done here.

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[tersa.livejournal.com]

That's why I almost always play the games the first time through with subtitles on. :)

You ran out of ammo on Earth? Weird.

Yeah, I hate what they did with Ashley. HAAAAAAAAAATE. [/redacts what she was going to type for potential spoilers]

Hahaha. :) I don't think Cerberus fired you. The reasons as to why you're back on Earth and incarcerated is...very hazy and poorly done in my opinion. E-- has epic rants about it (I wouldn't advise getting her started). Me, I just recognize they needed a fixed starting point, it kinda sorta made sense for those who'd played "Arrival", and handwaved away whether or not it made sense to some Shepards who had and those who hadn't. Lalalala, ignore the man behind the curtain.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I hadn't had a chance to turn them on, really. So as soon as I got control again, I pulled up the panel, turned them on, turned ambient noise down so I could hear some of the dialogue, and restarted. And it's doing that stupid thing where I hear about half the dialogue still. All three ME games, but nowhere else.

Oh! And also, why did Cerberus give my ship to the Alliance?!?
...Aside from 'so it would be convenient for you to get it back'.

[tersa.livejournal.com]

Oh. You should have had a chance to turn them on in the Options from the Main Menu, no?

also, why did Cerberus give my ship to the Alliance?!?

Cerberus didn't--Shepard did. 9/10ths of the law, all that. :)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

....It is possible they're in there. But they're on now. (:

And that makes much more sense.
So yeah, poetry or not, Ashley's on probation. If she screws up, I'm ringing Tali up and we're stepping out.

[tersa.livejournal.com]

....It is possible they're in there. But they're on now. (:

And that's what's important. :)

So yeah, poetry or not, Ashley's on probation. If she screws up, I'm ringing Tali up and we're stepping out.

I suppose this is not where I should note that you can't start up a new Romance with Tali in ME3. :>

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Bah. She was throwing herself at me, and tried to ninjamance me even.
She totally wants me.

[tersa.livejournal.com]

She's taken the hint and moved on. :)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

You say that like anyone can resist Shepherd.
Ask Reg's mom--nobody can!

[tersa.livejournal.com]

I know, it's hard to believe, but it's true. (There's even one character who will laugh in your face if you try to hit on them. There are elements to that I found awesome.)

Ask Reg's mom--nobody can!

LOL. :) Did I introduce you to that Tumblr, or did you just happen to find it? I love it to pieces.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I think I mailed you and Ellie when I found it, so I must have found it through another avenue. But yes, I have a huge crush on Reg and fear her mom.

[tersa.livejournal.com]

I have a huge crush on Reg

snirk. Why am I not surprised? :)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Because I'm very predictible?
Except when it comes to blue aliens, apparently.

[tersa.livejournal.com]

The blue alien was completely surprising!

Tali was not. :)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I totally have a type.

I'll show her. I'm gonna romance Anderson.

[tersa.livejournal.com]

I would pay to see you do that. :)