And now I hear Google Voices in my head.

[cyrano]

Here was my test call to see how their transcription does:
And this is where I test their transcription and say something like "Goldfrapp" and see what they think that means.

My results weren't too bad, I guess:
And this is where I get to test the prescription that it might say something like that can going for app. And see what they think that means.

Step Two:
Personalised greetings.

Then:
Find a way to make it stop calling my computer when I get a phone call.