Every bit as hard as my Canadian Club
Jul. 28th, 2003 09:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cyranoSo there's this commercial I'm seeing on CNN, and this guy is moving through a party, and people ask him
"Hey Bob. New haircut?"
"Did you lose weight, Bob?"
Meanwhile, the announcer says "What's really new is that Bob just talked to his doctor about Viagra."
....
And all I can think is "Hey Bob, is your penis erect?"
Rest in peace, Bob Hope. Everybody else will say 'Thanks for the memories' but that won't stop me.
"Hey Bob. New haircut?"
"Did you lose weight, Bob?"
Meanwhile, the announcer says "What's really new is that Bob just talked to his doctor about Viagra."
....
And all I can think is "Hey Bob, is your penis erect?"
Rest in peace, Bob Hope. Everybody else will say 'Thanks for the memories' but that won't stop me.