Like a Horse and Carriage

[cyrano]

So. National Protection of Marriage Week.
A man and a woman getting married is a good thing.
Therefore if a man and a woman get married it is good.
And if that same man married another woman it would be twice as good. And if that same woman married another man it would be four times as good. And if that other man married another woman.... wow, already marriage is being protected sixteen times!

So, quickly, let's arrange a wedding network! Start here, who wants to marry me? (Sorry, no boys allowed. You'll have to be my sexy cabana boys.)

Comments

[miss-friday.livejournal.com]

I didn't realize that marriage needed defense. Maybe we should go buy rifles and rally at the fort, or something.

I would be happy to join your Marriage Network(tm)! *grin* The possibilities for such a venture are endless (not to mention hysterically funny).

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I do not yet own any rifles, but I am still allowed to own them, and would be happy to shoot at all the bad mans.
Is there an easily defensible spot where we can take Marriage and confine it, so as to more easily defend it?