A little rain to hide my tracks

[cyrano]

[Surat Naml 27:90, Quran] And whoever brings evil – so their faces will be dipped into the fire; what reward will you get, except what you did?

The former president of Iraq is now in custody. And I'm very pleased, as it's been a long time since the coalition forces have done something I approved of. And no matter how bad G-Bu gets, even if he's elected to a second term, I'm almost positive that he'll never be as evil as Hussein.

The news says he's been escorted out of the country as he's not being co-operative with interrogators. I figure we deported him to Syria, as they're our experts on deducing information.
So by Friday we should have our hands on all the Weapons of Mass Destruction except the ones in Israel, India, North Korea, Nigeria and Russia.
And since we know Hussein and bin Laden were so close, we should have him in captivity by Monday morning.
Which means then we'll be able to turn our attention to other tyrants and instituting democratic regime change in other countries. I hope that by June, when we pull our forces out of Iraq, we'll be ready for the next invasion. Hopefully with support of the UN so that we can avoid being sued for restitution by the new government.

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[bumblepudding.livejournal.com]

I do look forward to the happy resolution of the search for Iraq's vast chemical and biological weapons stockpiles. I've opined in the past that they are still in the country, cloaked by Amazon invisibility technology, but I've come to believe that they have in fact been broken down into inconspicuous units, exported, and slipped into the backs of closets worldwide.

Absurd? At first blush, perhaps, but consider:

1. Can you at the present moment provide an exact and accurate account of the contents of any of your closets?

2. When was the last time you or one of your subordinates performed a formal inventory on your closet space? Are such inventories performed on a resonable and timely schedule? Are any of your reviewing agents of Arabic descent?

3. Have you ever stored weapons of mass destruction in your closet for your own personal use? If so, can you provide documentation conerning the removal and/or destruction of these weapons? If not, can you conclusively prove that you have never owned or stored such munitions?

I thought not. I think it's time for a Global Closet Check initiative, perhaps coordinated through the U.N. Security Council. We'll get those weapons stockpiles yet.

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