In just seven days (And seven nights)

[cyrano]

So today I found out that I was expected, as a poll worker, to help set up the station the day before. I've already cut my holiday short one day so I called my station lead and told her I was unavailable.
And she said 'Oh dear! You're my only man. Now, who shall I get to do the heavy lifting?'
Keep in mind this woman has never met me and does not know that I am a sculpted Adonis with muculature that makes women weep with desire. For all she knows, I might be portly and weak in the upper body or, gods forbid, wheelchair bound.
No further rumination currently on the topic. Perhaps later.

Comments

[tyee.livejournal.com]

Well, she was definitely a dumbass, but judging by the folks who man polling places around here, she might be about 87 years old (which explains both the antiquated attitude and the need for someone to lift things).

If not, she is a dumbass who needs to be smacked upside the head with a heavy box.