In just seven days (And seven nights)

[cyrano]

So today I found out that I was expected, as a poll worker, to help set up the station the day before. I've already cut my holiday short one day so I called my station lead and told her I was unavailable.
And she said 'Oh dear! You're my only man. Now, who shall I get to do the heavy lifting?'
Keep in mind this woman has never met me and does not know that I am a sculpted Adonis with muculature that makes women weep with desire. For all she knows, I might be portly and weak in the upper body or, gods forbid, wheelchair bound.
No further rumination currently on the topic. Perhaps later.

Comments

[spenceraloysius.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I've yet to find a guy who has less upper body strength than me. Admittedly, I haven't tested someone in a wheelchair.

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[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Admittedly, a fellow in a wheelchair is likely to have a good deal of upper body strength especially if he gets himself around.