When Two Tribes Go to War

[cyrano]

[17:21] princedon7: Hello Jones , I am an employee in the union homes and account officer to late Mr. John Jones , who worked with shell insurance company and deposited the sum of $10 million before his death.The Union Homes has mandated me as his account officer to provide his next of kin all effort to locate this man's relations has proved worthless as i have used expert means trying to do this, and after my search,i found out that you have the same last name with my late client. Will you be able to claim the money from the security company if i present you as the next of kin to my late client? Hello Jones , I am an employee in the union homes and account officer to late Mr. John Jones , who worked with shell insurance company and deposited the sum of $10 million before his death.The
[17:22] cyranocoyote: That's great. (:
[17:22] princedon7: u see if we work together we can achieve this graeat goal
[17:22] cyranocoyote: Seeing as I'm on trial for his murder.
[17:23] princedon7: what do u mean?
[17:23] cyranocoyote: I mean John was killed and I'm the prime suspect. Not that he didnt' deserve it, but I didn't do it.
[17:24] cyranocoyote: But I'm suspicious that I'm not eligible for the insurance until after the trial clears me.
[17:24] princedon7: what do u mean john died tru an automobil accident with his family members
[17:24] cyranocoyote: Hrm. This must be a different John Jones. Given the commonality of hte name, I can't say as I'm terribly surprised.
[17:25] princedon7: can u work this out with me?
[17:27] cyranocoyote: Define 'work this out with u'.
[17:27] princedon7: look if u r not willing to do this just say so and stop pestring my life
[17:28] cyranocoyote: I apologise for pestring your life, and I'm sure that next time a Jones dies somewhere I'll leave you alone. But I'm under a little bit of stress right now, and I'm not sure
[17:28] cyranocoyote: And I'm not sure what you're asking me to do.
[17:29] princedon7: i am asking if i can present u as next of kin to my late client
[17:29] princedon7: but u talking crazy
[17:30] cyranocoyote: Ah! Yeah, I M a little crazy at the moment. Where did he live?
[17:30] cyranocoyote: I could certainly use the extra cash for attourney fees, but I'm not sure if I'm even related to him.
[17:30] princedon7: u talking bullshit
[17:31] cyranocoyote: No, I'm not. Our family is mostly from the Baltimore area, but there are a lot of us in St. George too.
[17:31] princedon7: i am not asking u 4 anymoney ia m only asking for ur concent to work this transaction out wuth me
[17:32] cyranocoyote: No, I was saying that I could *use* extra money, not that u r asking for it.
[17:32] princedon7: look are u willing to make this claims with me
[17:33] cyranocoyote: That's why I'm trying to find out where he was from, to see if we can make a legitimate claim for it.
[17:35] princedon7: he is from the usa
[17:36] cyranocoyote: That's a good coincidence because I'm also from the usa. That'll make it easier to make the claim.
[17:36] princedon7: an u work this claim out with me?
[17:37] cyranocoyote: I don't have to come to Nigeria, do I?
[17:38] cyranocoyote: That's where most of the ten million dollar accounts are these days and that place is dangerous.
[17:38] princedon7: u dont have to come to nigeria
[17:39] princedon7: there are a lot of forieghners in nigeria
[17:39] cyranocoyote: And a lot of guns, and a lot of dead people.
[17:39] cyranocoyote: It's like that Frankie song, Two Tribes. Except without the nuclear overkill.
[17:41] cyranocoyote: Actually, we should probably talk to my husband about this, since Jones is my married name. Let me get your email from your profile and when he gets home from work I'll let you know what he says.
[17:46] princedon7: ok
[17:46] princedon7: cant u work this out with me?
[17:47] cyranocoyote: Sure, I just need to talk to him first.. Oh, except there's no email in your profile.
[17:47] princedon7: here is my email adress princeamanda2002@yahoo.com
[17:48] cyranocoyote: Gotcha.

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You have me and Husband Dear in tears here. Just so you know. :-D