Starvin' cats in the cradle

[cyrano]

I'm a bad kitty mommy. I fed the furry monsters at about eight this morning because that's when they woke me up, and then I stumbled around the house sleepily until Donn came to clean up. I forgot to feed them the second time, and also I left the crockpot on high when I left rather than remembering to turn it down to low. Anyway, twelve hours later neither the house nor the crock pot nor the kitties have suffered any permanent damage. Patches have been sewn on and bed is bedlike.