Close to the border line

This is my last ditch effort to remain in the bay area. I'm currently living in the Santa Clara/Milpitas/San Jose area, and paying $800 a month in rent. I'm looking for someplace cheaper and potentially closer to my job at the San Francisco airport. My main caveat is that I have a queen sized bed. I also have a lot of crap, but I'm planning on purging/flensing myself as much as I can stand. Living somewhere with a net connection would be nice, and of course a huge room in a sprawling Victorian with a huge yard and a jacuzzi would be optimal.
If you have leads thoughts or ideas, here is a fine place to share them.