Every bit as hard as my Canadian Club

So there's this commercial I'm seeing on CNN, and this guy is moving through a party, and people ask him
"Hey Bob. New haircut?"
"Did you lose weight, Bob?"
Meanwhile, the announcer says "What's really new is that Bob just talked to his doctor about Viagra."
....
And all I can think is "Hey Bob, is your penis erect?"

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Rest in peace, Bob Hope. Everybody else will say 'Thanks for the memories' but that won't stop me.

In the washing of the water will you take it all away?

It occurs to me that an hour at Watercourse Way would be an excellent way to end a day of my back hurting and being yelled at because planes are late and flights are oversold.
And another bowl of Cream of Aspirin soup.