Pale was the wounded knight that bore the rowan shield

Due to extenuating circumstances, I believe that White Knight Ltd will be closed after the first weekend of August, at least for a few weeks while the staff takes a well deserved holiday from their stupidity quixotic enthusiasm.

Also, last night there was a far more pleasant trip to the beach--the one below the Santa Cruz boardwalk, on which I have never been because the group I have been with has never left the boardwalk. It was lovely and misty and quiet and nobody gave me a ticket or shone a spotlight on me and gave me the movealong.

Flying away on a wing and a prayer

So I got an automated phone call from United saying that my itinerary had changed and I should call this 800 number at my earliest convenience. Which was disturbing since I'm not on a United flight, and the record number didn't match the one I arranged for Rachel, who is flying to a funeral today.
The 800 number took me to the general automated United menu, which I navigated (as is my wont) by repeatedly pressing '0' since none of the options given were 'If you got a call from United saying please call at your earliest convenience'.
And then I sat on hold. And sat on hold. It's been half an hour... longer than that, and the batteries on the phone are beeping. Sometimes I'm not the biggest fan of this airline.

UPDATE: Turns out it's for Tersa's flight in September, so there's no immediate rush, which is good because the batteries crapped out and so I'm going to get the information when I get to work.