I've got to

So I was reading the newspaper today and somebody was talking about youtube and how pretty much every advert ever made was now being stored there, along with like 200 Stryper music videos.
And so I put that theory to the test.
I'll be damned. I can find no flaw in this theory currently.

Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

You know, when the white patch in my beard started expanding, I could pretty much pretend it was because the hair was growing longer so it looked like the patch was bigger. And the grey streak in my hair, once it was discovered, never got any bigger, so that was just a fluke. But once I discovered grey in my chest hair, that became too much to ignore.

So instead you ask me questions so I can answer them and be distracted. Ready? Go!

Sweet land of liberty

I like the sound of this.
US Citizenship Test updated to focus less on trivia and more on concepts and ideology. As expected, however, it looks like the application is not as attractive as the idea.