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After four months away from the gym, I finally managed to overcome inertia. My body pretty much did everything it could manage to stop me; last night it even went so far as to allow me to have a creative burst and want to do some writing. But tonight I defied even that and got what I will certainly regret in the morning--an hour workout.
And, as expected, in the four months spent not going to the gym and not working out, I lost ten pounds.
PS: Go Sharks!

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( This is not as clever as my usual reply to 419 spammers. )

And in another shocking scientific discovery:

File this under Water reported to be wet.

Apparently, in the event of dramatic global climate change, the poor will suffer the most.

Selected quotes:

Agreement came after an all-night session during which key sections were deleted from the draft and scientists angrily confronted government negotiators who they feared were watering down their findings.

said Stephen Schneider, a Stanford scientist who was one of the authors. "Don't be poor in a hot country, don't live in hurricane alley, watch out about being on the coasts or in the Arctic, and it's a bad idea to be on high mountains with glaciers melting."

Would you like to marry me? (And if you like you can buy the ring)

And after all that, it is in fact Friday, home of IFAMAQD.
I know after last week's Friday Issues, some of you may be hesitant. However, I assure you that anybody with unanswered questions received a full refund and a complimentary meal at our world-reknown Oyster Bar. So step right up!

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06 April: Cancer
Just when you're ready to pull the plug on your love life, it shows unexpected signs of revival. Look for subtle stirrings on 13 and 29 April.

Remind me to hold my breath.