Seasonal Mayhem

So this track was supposed to go on Slouching Toward Bethlehem '07 but for some reason it missed the burn. Plus, since l2g didn't order a copy, I'd have to post it here anyway. I mean, Len and Nora from Jawbone, CC Chapman and Adam Curry Skyping in from a helicopter, *plus* Jonathan Coulton! You know he's going to like this.
Podsafe Christmas Song. And remember, my Christmas music is (username) alwaysin (password) poortaste