Smells Like Teen Smash-Up

In an attempt to find something to do with the 'vaguely sweet' Diamondback, I took it and Doc Constantine and dabbed a little of each on, calling the results "Doc Rassles a Snake".
Which turned out much like you'd expect--a sort of a sweet version of Constantine.
I should try instead tricking it out with something like Casanova, something I wasn't crazy about and might do with a little sweetening. I suppose that one would be called "Trouser Snake".

Stay Classy, John McCain.

The McCain campaign keeps complaining that the media doesn't pay enough attention to him any more. And then I see things like this piece on John McCain at Sturgis and I say You Should Be Careful What You Ask For. From the looks of it, the last thing the John McCain campaign should want is people paying more attention to the John McCain campaign.

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Left over Cuban pork for lunch. Mmmmmm. I have to admit, right now I have a little crush on myself.

I love Paris in the springtime

I am deeply conflicted.
ipsafictura, in that evil way she has, linked to Paris Hilton's response to John McCain's campaign ad.
And... it's Paris Hilton. But... it's funny! I feel dirty.

See you in the White House, bitches.

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Lifting a bottle of cherry ginger brew in honor of absent friends.

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Ghostbusters + Religion = Win.
Yay xkcd.