Once a year

I was going to stay up until midnight for this, but the time shift is kicking my ass so I'm ninety minutes early to say A Very Happy Birthday to my best friend, Windrose, and Many Happy Returns. You're the best thing about Florida, and the main reason I'm building a tectonic geo-destructial phase wave generator in order to disintegrate the center of the country and bring the coasts closer together. Oops. I wasn't supposed to say that out loud.

I like a Dance by Fred Astaire,
And Brando's eyes, Yul Brynner's hair.
But I think to tell you's only fair,
That I love being here with you.