As suggested by Rivendell Rose

Who is nearly as lovely as she is clever.
I am now working on a script for an episode where the Doctor comes to earth and saves us from Russell T. Davies, despite getting separated from the TARDIS.
I'm not yet certain on which Doctor/companion set up would be most appropriate, although given that Ten has suffered the most at his hands, I'm considering letting the "I am psycho because I have no companions and I'm all losing my humanity" Tennant hoist him by his own petard.
However, Pertwee/Liz Shaw has a tasty attraction. Maybe a double Doctor episode, where Three comes to Ten's rescue.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!

Oh dear Golly.
For those of you who are awaiting with terror and trepidation the destructive cataclysm that the movie trailer promised us would arrive in two years at the dawn of 2012, this cartoon will terrify you even further!
If you're awaiting with terror and stuff *and* are allergic to cats? EVEN MORE CATACLYSMIC.

Also?

It makes me just a little bitey-crazy when they use the phrase "if you know what I mean" in porn stories. Because, inevitably, there's no subtlety and no chance you'd miss the innuendo even if it weren't porn and were instead a report to Congress on agricultural trends and sorghum production.
"I very much wanted to have the sex with her, if you know what I mean."
Yes. Yes, I think I do.