American football

So the radio guys just said that tonight at the Rose Bowl Alabama will play Texas.
Which of those teams had the best record in the Pac-10?

In order to counteract the shitty day, you should amuse me.

Concept lifted from Windrose's journal:

If I were a summonable creature or monster, how would you go about summoning me? What would you use, and how would the summoning go? Why would somebody summon me?