The road goes ever onward

I should be getting packed, preparing to hit the road, but instead I am here so y'all can entertain me. And I have to say, given the effort I put in to it and the things I could be doing, I feel like you've really let me down.

Pander, dammit!

This video makes no sense

But then, neither does the Colorado legislature's idea that "the term 'person' shall apply to every human being from the beginning of the biological development of that human being."

Also? We arrived at our hotel in Ashland. There are coyotes out in the bush.