You might have difficulty getting your ex-smoker to follow your script. I'd suggest something shorter & pithier:
"You know, smoking is bad for your health." [No change of expression]"Thank you. You have changed my life." [blows smoke in face.] "Really. Thanks. Did you know that masturbation causes carpal tunnel?"
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Date: 2005-07-07 01:11 pm (UTC)"You know, smoking is bad for your health."
[No change of expression]"Thank you. You have changed my life."
[blows smoke in face.]
"Really. Thanks. Did you know that masturbation causes carpal tunnel?"
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Date: 2005-07-07 01:49 pm (UTC)I thought it was "Did you know that every time you masturbate God kills a kitten."