Looking for a swift turn of phrase

[cyrano]

To those of you who have had contact with me today, I apologize for my florid manner. I just realized that I've been reading 500 years After and it has strongly impacted my speech patterns. I have no excuse for my pretentious behavior.

And, apropos of nothing, Wah! TiVo did not watch the Daily Show with Fareed Zakariah! ):

Comments

[cerulean-me.livejournal.com]

I find your florid manner to be charming. ;-) Hardly pretentious at all!